Out of Commission 062 – The Biz Markie De Sade

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Out of Commission – Episode 062 No! You come to me! In this highly anticipated and precipitated episode, we rain down our thoughts upon thee about the movies. The Scarface with a beret movie, Mesrine comes into theaters after a 2 year boat ride, Ghostbusters 3 finally gets greenlit and Unbreakable 2 gets gutted. We… Read More

Out of Commission 061 – Afro Nazi

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Out of Commission – Episode 061 ATTENNNNNNTION! It’s time to fall in line. In this completely regimented, erect and penetrative episode we dive into the world of the SILVER SCREEN! Black Swan, Suck, I’m Still Here and Monsters are all up to the chopping board. Joseph-Joey-Dwayne-the-Rock-Johnson-Lawrence finally comes back to the screen in a RC… Read More

Out of Commission 060 – Karate Tits

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Out of Commission – Episode 060 What’s up old people??? We are going geratric on your stupid prosthetic hips in this wrinkly and stinky bedpan themed episode. The Shamwow Guy’s new rehash of an old “comedy” “movie”, Underground Comedy 2010, Two Guys, A Girl and a Pizza Place, the very pretentious Freakanomics and Piranha 3D…. Read More

Out of Commission 059 – Just the Tip

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Out of Commission – Episode 059 Now just lay back and let me do all the work. In this legally shady forcibly sexy episode of OOC we delve into the darker side of life of movies. It’s rapetastic this week as the Monkey-less and Monica-less FRIEND brings you his rapey flick Trust as well as… Read More

Out of Commission 058 – Sinbad to the Bone

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Out of Commission – Episode 058 Yay! It’s the Chinese New Year! In this festive episode of OOC3D, we light conversational paper lanterns and drift them at sea with tales of Sinbad to the 5th Power, Sucker Punch, Yogi Bear Vs. Joey Buttafuco and Twelve. We cast normal boring news aside and talk about what’s… Read More

Out of Commission 057 – Bath-Sitters Inc.

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Out of Commission – Episode 057 The Riddler? Batman 3 news? A demented Superman? The Fleshlight? A lonesome bubble bath? In this Comic Con inspired episode we put on our superhuman peg legs and roundhouse kick conversation about the newest films. Drive Angry, Stone, Faster and a new Eddie Murphyless Haunted Mansion? The last Saw… Read More

Out of Commission 056 – Fisted Sister

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Out of Commission – Episode 056 HOT DAMN! JERRY….. HELLLO!! In this Shock and Terror infested episode, we play a round of horse and “bounce” ideas off each other and the backboard of our lives about the newest moving picture news. We discuss the new M. Night Shamalamadingdong Failjob Devil as well as the unofficial… Read More

Out of Commission 055 – The To-Do List…

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Out of Commission – Episode 055 Pencils down, mouths open. Here at Out of Commission, we strive for excellence. In order to bring you this next completely organized and neat episode, we ask you to consider the power of lists. For instance… here is a list of the awful movies we discussed: -Vampires Suck -The… Read More

Out of Commission 054 – Anal Destination

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Out of Commission – Episode 054 You’re LATE!! How do you expect us to make any money with you being such a leechdick! In this No-Nonsense episode, we look at pie charts, stats, graphs and pieces of toast to unearth the true hidden meanings behind the film industries latest spit-up. Wall Street 2, Are You… Read More

Out of Commission: 053 – Are You Down with the P.O.V.?

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Out of Commission – Episode 053 Oh, hi Podcast. In this ‘tearing you apart’ kind of episode, we talk turkey about the newest film abominations. These include but are not limited to Rock Em, Sock Em Robots, Little Fockers, Dinocroc Vs Supergator and an Oasis Biopic? Yeah, I know… CRIKEY! Gerald Buttface and Ray Charles… Read More