Alright, I enter into the arena…its dark but the ground is swelling with thundering dance music. I arrive on a litter held up by 6 ripped studs with neon bronze masks. My champions are in front of me having recently existed from the shower which still glows under blacklight. They have been stripped save for plastic transparent thongs. they are kissing. One by one they try to win my favor by well you can imagine……. in this no longer trying to hide it, all out homosexual escapist fantasy episode of Out of Commission, we return to the sexual coliseum with and orgy of violence and latex jelly. Aside from the dull flap of a thousand writhing bodies, we also discuss the Prometheus, Killer ATMS, and how hot Glen close looks in drag. Yep, no way I am getting out of that comment. Here the excitment spill out as Epileptic Peat and George Force, punch themselves in the leg during Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. Here sorid tales of Kaptain Carbon not giving 80 year old Tom Cruise his due in Mission Impossible 4 . Here, give me your pen :: scribble :: do you recognize this stick figure?
Written, Produced, Recorded, Edited and Posted by Kaptain Carbon
Collage by Kaptain Carbon
Created by George Force and Epileptic Peat under the supervision of Kaptain Carbon
Copyright Kaptain Carbon 2011
